Monsters

It's a proven fact that just the right combination of dirty clothes, candy wrappers, and coming books will breed monsters.
But only under special conditions, such as labs in Eastern Europe, or... underneath children's beds.
What kind of monsters?
Big, nasty ones.
Onces that eat bad children.
Not all at once, of course.
Some like to snack while reading comic books.
I know I did.
Hey, Kid! Is that Action Man Issue One?
Wow. I haven't seen that in ages!
If you're quiet, I'll make it quick.
If you're not, I'll do to you what I did to the babysitter.