TODAYY.... OMG.... HOOHOHOHOHOOHOHO... XD.... HAHA.... TODAYYY.... 12.... PM.... 1030 Back from ttn and go ready le... stomuch suddenly yelling... omg... cnt tahan it yelling lerhxx... so i go eat 1st lurhxx... see dao today de breakfast also abit.... no mood??? haha... but also must have mood de... XD... omg... lou shi fun agn.... 1 day sure eat die me de...( abitabit choy^^).. haha... eat ok le... jiu go bath... my fren keep sms me... me very ai face de.... dunwant late reply de... so i take phone go bathroom sms... haha.... very lame o...( actually i not ai face larhxx... becuz got important people sms v me... i sure dunwant her to wait 4 my msg jek... haha^^)... bath ok le... time to choose shirt... suddenly phone ring!!!.. korkor phone... ask me buy new comp le or not.. i say no... i want be pig.. lazy go... he very zhadao... and he suddenly ask me.. u very cemas a??? i dam zhadao... i say ya... he ask me y cemas.... cemas wad o... i say ... cemas go out lo... den he say... go out v gf again ke?? haha... i say how u know de!!!... and he jiu keep laugh.. i jiu keep zhadao.. LOLS... den i ask... today i want wear wad shirt go o... he call me wear white sub shirt go... i jiu wear lo... den he say... ur gf... will wear white shirt go de... try wear white shirt go to compare o... byebye^^... lols... i jiu go inside my cupboard find my white sub shirt...( to many shirt le... cant blame... lols... so i go inside)... finally give me find dao le... ^^ den i wear and wait 1130 hoho... i msn v jiuwen... and he tell me tat he gt go mcd... i jiu shock dao... den call me fetch him.. i say k... 1150.. finally car engine open and start engine!! go for destiny!!!... i go fetch jiu wen and tze sheng... fetch le... jiu go mcd le... when reach mcd... saw dao a lengzai... lols... but dunnoe who lai de... jiu find a place and sit down to chat... we call for 3 pepsi to have a drink while we talking... after 40 mins... gf not yet come... fren cant tahan le... jiu phone my gf ask lo..haha... she say coming le...i jiu o o o... LOLS... too cold rite... LOLS... after 10 mins... finally she reach.. when she reach... omg... she go oldtown... i jiu zhadao... y go oldtown jek... den i follow go also lo... go le... sit down and have a drink.. she go out agn... and go mcd agn.. i more zhadao... when she reach mcd... my mood suddenly chg??? from worst to terrible??? juz from that... got 1 boy follow him... that boy call sze shyuan.. wad a tall tall and lengzai boy.. haha... but abit fan for me.. LOLS... he talk to her... macam talk to gf?? my mouth... macam got vinegar jor larhxx!!!... zzzz.... and they go sit a place... and i sit other place see show... tat time.. omg... dam bs??? lols... i go sit my gf beside and call sze shyuan intro... but he too ps le... scare to intro... i jiu help him intro^^ i good lerhxx... XD.... jkjk.. haha... and we chg place agn... chg to more brighter de place... LOLS... at there... sze shyuan.. very boring?? and that time... i also no mood.. haha... keep go toilet phone ppl... LOLS... dunnoe phone for wad.... haha.... maybe sot le??? but i prefer dunwant sot... sot le my gf jiu dunwant fren me le... den i jiu die le... LOLS... sit for 20 mins... we go giant le...
GIannt..... LOLS... at here... my fren... omg??? keep force me go hold my gf hand?? omg... i no dare larhxx... very ps de a... zzz.... my gf de god sis also force my gf to hold hand v me... LOLS... omg... my gf de god sis... juyee... very geng... go pull my hand and go hold my gf de hand but failed... haha... and then... i keep folow my fren.. jiuwen and tzesheng... i scare ma... sure... folow de lurhxx... haha... i keep folow them... they say i no dare go hold ke? i say sure la... 1st time lerhxx...zzzzzzzzzz.... den... i keep kena force... den i bs le... i reli go hold... 2nd time... the most ps de time... haizz.... i make my gf de phone drop??? omg.... dam ps a!!!.... and the 3rd time... when i want hold... i terstep her shoes.... and i dunwant le... 4th time... i very bs le... i reli go hold.... hold le... jiu kena my gf de god sister say too high hold low abit.. i jiu zhadao... walk about some round.. i jiu release le... haha... too ps??? ^^ i think distance so long... everybody also hungry le gua??? hahaa.... we go sushi king... to... have... a... HAPIIII LUNCHH!!!!... haha...
SUSHiII kING... hoho.... when we go inside... omg... many ppl larhxx... juz open sure many ppl go for a visit de marhxx... haha... we find a seat and sit lo... haha... girl 1 baris... boy 1 baris... i and my gf opposite o... but got put electric or not i dunnoe o... haha.... now... we take sushi to eat!!! hoho... i go put many many wasabi to shock myself... tzesheng keep say.. wasabi only ma... i eat wasabi macam water... but... he no dare eat sia... say too spicy larhx.. blablabla... haha... nvm de... gt fren like him jiu very fun le ^^ hahax.... den suddenly behind gt sound??? omg... haha... many ppl go for a look..
this time... jiu left me and my cute cute gf lo.. haha.... ( dun ask me for gf identity o... if u are sanmin... sure noe le gua?? haha...) this time... omg... i and her... very ... ngam o... last time talking very kek de cpl... suddenly talking very relax... dam shock dao ppl o.. haha... XD.... i and her... keep talk talk talk lo.. haha.... want ask me talk wad a.... many le lu... lazy type... i want b pig... XD... haha.... me and her... play 'kuai zi'... haha... she go break the kuai zi... and go throw me... LOLS... if she no kena me... i jiu say... miss jor... she jiu laugh le... when she laugh... very cute de o... haha... XD.... den she say... 'kuai zi'cant throw u... i use toothpick!!! see u kena tooth!!! hoho... she throw me agn.. reli tio.. LOLS... i jiu say pain a pain a... she jiu laugh le... lovely sia.. haha... and!!!... she step my shoes o... lols... my shoes... buy for her step de... haha... she happy k le lo... she happy i also happy de ma... XD.... so she keep step... i keep pain !! pain !! pain !!... she jiu laugh and say.. dun think so u very pain ... haha.... eat ok le sushi king... we go old town jek!!!!
OlD townN...... lols... come le old town... feel dao hot... and feel dao... feel dao.... feeeeeeellllllll daoooooooo.... I... OLLDDDDD LEEEE SIA!!!... lols... haha.... long time no drink cold cold de drink le... i go call cold cold de drink!!! haha... drink dao.. very shiok... haha.... my si dardar.. go order... ice cream ... no belanja me jekk.... jkjk... haha... XD.... at old town... geng also... keep kick... haha... but i also terkick her leg also... hoho... we at there chatting and laughing... but my dear fren very boring sia... open msn and start chatting.. haha... reli want thx him for pei me go out dating sia... if not... i also dunnoe today will happen wad sia... haha... denn.... my dardar de senior come jor... lols... ong al-vin... wad a lengzai boy o... haha... i admire him sia since i first time saw him... (jkjk... dun mind pls... haha... XD) lols...at there... i jiu hear dao my dardar keep say... RM 9000++... haha... laugh die me at there... lols.... at there... got pencil... i go shake pencill... and my dardar want i show her... but i die also dunwant... BLEKKK... XD.... my dardar geng a...!!!! she go write ting on the menu... got time go see teluk intan old town de menu o... hahahahaha... XD.... jkjk... dun go c a.... later she angry and dunwant choi me de hua... i will sien die forever de a... lols... at old town very sien le!!! we go giant agn... when we go giant.... we tersaw that sze shyuan agn... haha... he very fan jek... keep talk to my dardar... make my mouth.. got vinegar again... haha... but... my fren... say i very ngam v him wor... dunnoe its true or not... for him... he ngam v me... but... i no ngam v him??? haha... too fan de ppl... i dun lik de... later fan die me a.... fan die le jiu not good... cant get good exam result i jiu die le... cant use new phone le... LOLS... so must jyjy!!! haha... XD.... at giant... also sien... haha.... so we go mcd agn.... ^^
McDdD... at here.. lols... dam funny... i opposite my dardar agn... hoho.... he use scary eye stare at me... omg... dam scary o... lols... but abit cute also larhxx... haha... XD....haha... she say she very hungry... she jiu go order food le lurhxx... haha... order le... no belanja me agn...!!!!.... JKjk... dun mind dun mind... haha.... at here... i keep snap her pic... LOLS... haha... snap le... i also dunnoe how she snatch my phone off de.... he take my phone... str8 dlt i snap de pic.. sobsob... TT... but...!!! i got do caution..!!! prepare!!!.. haha... i got another copy on another file... hoho... haha.... eat le... jiu chat chat chat lo... den we suggest to go back le... haha... very tired le... XD....
This is... my sweet memories forever!!!... becuz... i can... PEI mY DaRdAR... XD^^
SaTuRdAy dATiNG??? hAha.... haPPiE DiE me...^^
Get my Moneyyyyy!!!
Today.. 8:00am.. I wake up.. Yawning.. Too sleepy.. Yesterday do something till 1:00pm( Dun think another way please) ^^.. Haiz.. me wake up.. Brush teeth adn wash my face and i was so have energise.. HAHAHAAA... I wake up and on my laptop.. I chat with my girlfriend for 30 minute.. When time was around 8:50.. i go to the hokkien club by my kor's cars.. In the car.. I chat with my kor some private thing.. Time wait for no 1.. We reach there and we climb mountain!(stairs) haiz... When we reach the main door.. Got a uncle give people water and cake de.. The uncle give me 2 cake and 2 water for me and my kor.. We go and have a seat and sit down.. Wait for it works..
The activities start... Mr Ng Aik Geen.. Our Pricipal(can say also a pricipal la..) Give us a talk and say that why we have this activities.. After that, We have a straight and get our money politely.. When reach my turn.. I take my money (ganjaran) and say thank you to the man and me go to the left side for a signature.. Haha.. And then, reach my korkor liao.. He get 10A1 sure got ganjaran de la.. So geng.. Me get 5A nia at UPSR>< haiz... my korkor also lc me 1 !! SAY WAD if can win he, he give me a doggie(real 1 because i lyk doggie very much haha..) After the activities no more.. We go back happily because we get many money in this club... hahahaha... Come and pei me ba.. Go to join Hokkien club.. If ur exam % good.. U can get money de.. COME join..^^
Go To Genting.....~
Haiz... Very sianzzzz... Sitting in the bus.. Riding... Bus move slowly in the hill... We take a hour to reach Genting from Kl.. 
Very sian la... The first thing we do when we reach Genting is... Go to the hotel and have fun.. ( Dun think another way please) After we put our bag, hair cream and etc... We go downstairs to shopping.. Haiz... Very sian 1 de lorhxx.. Girls like shopping de ma.. Nvm lorhxx.. We let them.. We go to the Accesseory Shop and i buy a necklace to my GIRLFRIEND.. when my girlfriend receive.. she very happy..( dun tell me to put her photo because me dun want let my followers know that how she was look like) ...
After that, we go to have fun!!!.. We play the roller coaster... when the roller coaster move faster and Faster.. My girlfriend scream loudly while i shoot loudly.. After that.. We go to the arrow section to have a bow playing.. Hahas.. I put my bow shooting picture to u all...
And we go to play snooker.. At here.. When my friends want to have a picture for me.. He drop my camera... My camera spoiled.. Sure kena mom nag... Just wait... After that.. We go to the food coart to have dinner.. Me called a Kimchi ramen and a mushroom ramen for me and my girlfriend.. Hahah.. we have our lunch happily.. After that.. We go to the hotel to have a rest.. We play poker card at the hotel and play magic tricks to our friends and teach them how to play it..
When 12:00pm reached.. I changed my vest and go down to the basketball throwing section.. We top up our card balance and play for it.. I play it with my girlfriend.. Haha.. (me always girlfriend u all sure want her pic de lorhxx but she dunwant me to post her pic into my blog.. Later she hate me..) We play game till 3:00am.. Wahxx.. So tired today.. We straight sleep when we reach our room
My Girlfriend sing~
Today i go to KL to have a look to a singing competition.. Wao.. When i reach there... I had to stand because all the chair have been seated so i standing and patient for my dardar sing.. OPPS... Said... Haha.. My dar go to KL have a singing competition ... When reach my dar singing, i so happy and clap. My dar sing Taylor Swift - You Belong To Me waowao.... My dar get 3rd on this competition. So, i sure got give a present to her.. I take her to secret recipe to have a lunch.. Haha.. I called Fish and Chips while she called a laksa mee... We chat and have our lunch.. After that, my mother take me and her back home.. When i said to her mother that she get 3rd prize, she was so happy.. Haha.. I gonna go to tuition le.. Bye~
Rumah Kuning
This is our rumah kuning~~! Rumah Kuning is the best.................... ARRRRRRRRRR......
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如果你不爱一个人,
请放手.
好让别人有机会爱她.
如果你爱的人放弃了你, 请放开自己,
好让自己有机会爱别人. 有的东西你再喜欢也不会属于你的,
有的东西你再留恋也注定要放弃的.
人生中有许多种 .
但别让自己为一种伤害.
有些缘分是注定要失去的,
有些缘分是永远都不会有好结果的,
爱一个人不一定要拥有,
但拥有一个人就一定要好好的去爱她.
男人哭了是因为他真的爱了.
女人哭了是因为她真的放弃了.
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如果真诚是一种伤害,
我选择谎言;
如果谎言一种伤害,
我选择沉默;
如果沉默是一种伤害,
我选择离开.
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如果失去是苦，
你怕不怕付出 ,
如果迷乱是苦，
你会不会选择结束,
如果追求是苦，
你会不会选择执迷不悟 ,
如果分离是苦，
你要向谁倾诉,
好多事情都是后来才看清楚,
好多事情当时一点也不觉得苦!
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爱不是占有，
你喜欢月亮，不可能把月亮拿下来放在脸盆里，
但月亮的光芒仍可照进你的房间。
换句话说，你爱一个人，也可以用另一种方式拥有，
让爱人成为生命里的永恒回忆，
如果你真爱一个人，就要爱他原来的样子─爱他的好，
也爱他的坏： 爱他的优点，也爱他的缺点，
绝不能因为爱他，就希望他变成自己所希望的样子，
万一变不成就不爱他了。
真正爱一个人是无法说出原因的， 你只知道无论何时何地、
心情好坏，你都希望这个人陪著你；
真正的感情是两人能在最艰苦中相守，也就是没有丝毫要求。
毕竟，感情必须付出，而不是只想获得；
分开是一种必然的考验，
如果你们感情不够稳固，只好认输，
真爱是不会变成怨恨的...
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如果我们之间有1000步的距离 你只要跨出第1步
我就会朝你的方向走其余的999步
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通常愿意留下来跟你争吵的人
才是真正爱你的人
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付出真心 才会得到真心
却也可能伤得彻底
保持距离 就能保护自己
却也注定永远寂寞
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有时候不是对方不在乎你 而是你把对方看得太重
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就算是believe 中间也藏了一个lie
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为你的难过而快乐的 是敌人
为你的快乐而快乐的 是朋友
为你的难过而难过的
就是那些 该放进心里的人
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冷漠 有时候并不是无情
只是一种避免被伤害的工具
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I wrote this post because i want to attention to idoit+ppl because of his careless between her lover
Love was a very beautiful things~ But when u leave ur love... Den just no love between u and ur lover... So cheer up and be a love guide when grow up( just example) This picture is about a girl who lost for 10 years between the love of her and his lover... When the boy saw her... The boy very happy because he wait for 10 years for the girl... Of coarse he will miss her very much and hug her...
Example : Chong Wai Yee ( idoit+ppl) she was a worse person.. If who got see the (Death Of Love) under the ( follower)... Den u will noe y chong wai yee worse... Dun angry me chong ^^ We must dun let our lover stand down under the street waiting u about 10 hours ++ For the things that she wanted... So must lets our lover cheer up boys~ Dun let them wait like the girl at the picture... That all~ i wrote this blog because i want to attention the person in my class.. That all~
The uselessness of the word "Sorry"
Did these words ever help anyone. Sometimes i just get tired of hearing them. I can understand where it is important to be sorry. If it is something you did then fine, otherwise i neglect to feel anything from the phrase. I mean if you didnt know the person, saying "im sorry" really doesnt do anything. If you are there for me to talk to or cry to that is far better then just uttering some mundane phrase. I find it hard to believe that no one has anything better then sorry to say. Just something i have always wondered.
Lim Chun Jie~My Friends~
Lim Chun Jie are a noob ppl... haha... Because he love someone who are in 2J haha.... The girl who name Lim Xin Yi... Haha... me also feel that that gal was very beautiful and have girl's taste but he was to dark about his skin.. So i give her a 7 upon 10 marks... Haha... But i think that Lim Chun Jie sure give her a full marks as a beauty girl lor... But very sad was Lim Xin Yi was Lim Chun Jie cousin and have relatif ..... Haha... Thay why thats was a sad things.... I want to say it was he was a bald head man today but i think that he sure 忍为 he was a lengzai... (呕....呕.....)haha... That's why Lim Xin Yi din LOVE HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...... ****... Haha... But he was a clever person that i was seen b4... So that i always praished him about his kindnest... For this, i will always make him became my friend forever
Sport Day~
Haiz... Our rumah lose liao Lose liaooooooooooooooooo..... Rumah hijau is the best.... Haiz... Suan liao la.... That's only a sports... Study more seriously... NO NEED SPORTS... But my mum say if study well sport like sh!T... than u will be like bethany home student... ( CHOICHOI)
Today i go to Smjk San Min( my school) at 7:30am... Wah... So early.. Cannot sleep well but i have a wash then have a breakfast a Kopitiam... Haiz... Then i go to school~ Lalala... Aiya.. Forget say that i say Koo Wei Jye at the restaurant haha... He eat me like a japanese boy... Very funny haha... When i reach school.. I saw many people at the camp there already... So i go to the camp to have a meet with my friends and my senior... Our camp soooo.... Like a scout camp... (Cuse of me new dunnoe hoe to put picture so dint have the camp picture Very sorry~ HAHA... The first activity is to Kawad KAKI~... "Kawad liao , kawad liao ready please ready please... Come laaaaaaaaaa" shouted our leader very louder.. My friends and I go outside the camp to have a "senangkan diri" waaa.. The senang so long.. Made our leg very pain... When the band start to have a symbonizing~ We start our matching~ ( KIRI KIRI KIRI KANAN KIRI) sHOUTED US VERY LOUDLY.. haha... "KANAN KE KANANNNNN HORMATTTTTTT" SHOUTED OUR LEADER and we staright up out hand to have a hormat to out pricipal and oour lembaga pengelola... Finally , we reach our destiny... When our pricipal was talking, a girl beside me suddenly fall down... Made me very shy about it because many of the people saw my ugly face... After the principal talk, we went to our camp to have a drink and rest... But me din have.. Me very busy because many of the racers absent so that i must have a tumpang to them.. So busy.. So i drink and set ready at our camp outside...
The first race was 200 M ... we have a set ready at the field there... Lelaki A , After lelaki A lelaki B After lelaki B LeLAKI C!!!.... Reach us le... My heartbeat very fast because the racers all are very pr0 ... " Garisan , Sediaaaaaaa , PIIIIIIIII!!" Me start my leg and drive my leg fast and fast... But i was a noob... When i get second.. The boy behind me have a cut legs drive and cut over me... Me so sob... Me get third at the 200m.. After that, it is the Lompat tinggi present ... I get second at lompat tinggi so i get a prize...
The second race was the 4*100 M.. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... The racers dint come accept me and Loo Yeat Chyi, my friend... So we find someone noob tumpang.. We found a fat guy who name Jin Han and a thin guy who name Jia xun... We get third places at the 4*100 racingg because of all the procers absent and me and loo cannot compressed it and have 2nd round... Haiz nevermind nevermind... Got get prizes k le..
The third race was 400M.. Haha... This was the HIGHEST HIGHEST HIGHEST COMPRESSED.... IT COMPRESSED MY MIND... 2 ROUND RACING... OH MAN... IT WAS TO CRAZY ABOUT TO RUN TWO ROUND ... NVM I GET SECOND ON THIS RACING... HAHA... because of the rumah merah From 2 boy then i get second...
The fourth race was the 100m... walao... This have Fatih the pr0 man there... Sure lose 1 la... So nvm... Lose also nvm haha... Me get no.6 at this 100m race because of the loo yeat chyi... He made my laugh and my fall down... He say "****" Then all of the racers laugh except the first 3 boy dint laugh... Me very angry about this race because the mother**** Kee Wei Bin say that i lose him and say that i get no.7... The **** boy... I hate him forever..
The last race was the lompat pagar ( kua lan) haha... This was my favorite sport because can jump like a kangaroo haha... But i get second place for it because i have no air to have the competition again because all of the races i get it all... Haha... Let me tell u who was the winner... The winner is FATIHHHHHHHHHHHHH, MY FRIENDSS.. haha...
The last round was... 拔河 waaa... This was terrible.. Our rumah kuning lose to rumah merah because of the team of rumah merah many of the fat boy.... But nvm.. The girls won for us... Haiz... Rumah kuning's boy no use 1 girl den got use.... haha.....
This was my happiest day ever... Me want to take a nap for it because i was too tired... Bye
My Prefect Job ~ Completed...
Prefect ar prefect... I think that we have a sign den can liao la... Not need to have a necktie... Because many people say that we are lanci... Xiasueh San Min only... So sob... My friend, Lip Kheang kena the LP ( Lembaga Pengawas ) not ( ****) haha... The idoit+ ppl also getted but his lover din get it so it is so sad for her... Haha... But its ok for din get the Lp coller pin... My friend, LOO he din get also... He say that no get also can de... Get it also xiasueh nia... Because many pupils say that LP is ****...
The Day I Get My Tie(pasted)
Today is Wednesday... Me duty gate 1 until 1:10 den called by our leader, Chia Le Chin who was a straight person... We drink a glass so water den go to the hall to assembly... When we get the tie, we have a staright line... When my turn, me calm down and go up slowly... "Semoga awak berjaya menjadi seorang pengawas yang bertangguangjawab" said the principal, En Chin Kiat... Haha...
I now here congrats idoit+ppl for getting his LP coller pin haha... That my prefect job completed~
My teacher
"Stand up!" "Selamat Petang, Cikgu Zainal~" shout we all happily... Our teacher is Tn Hj Zainal Abidin B Tukiman. He is a very kind teacher but dun let him angry.. If he angry, he will eat us lehhh... Because he was a big crocodile... SHHH ... DUN let him know... later he eat me also... He is a married person and have a big stomuch... ( DAI TOU LAM) (大肚南）haha... He teach us BM... The 1st examination he do the examination paper... He know that we din know how to write SAJAK den he do "AKU ANAK TIMUR" to us haha... Haiz... He was so good because he always when we after PJ ( 体育）,he will let us have a long rest but this also causes my BM 79%... SOOOOOOOBBBBBBBB... Yesterday, he scold us angrily because we very noisy... He say that we are worse than other yeras 1terkois... He want us to say 1terkois is the best.. Haiz... We say "1terkois is the best!1TERKOISIS THE BEST!"OUR teacher are the best because out teacher not worse than 1JINGGA TEACHER... MS.CHIAM(CIAM GAN) o.O... My followers dun angry ar.... Haha...
My Result
Haiz... Dun say about my result ba... My result like a shit.. 4a nia.. another 4 b.. Dun talk so much la...
BM (79%)
Haiz... Less 1 marks den i can get 80%liao... Very careless about my BM... 3years i get 79@ liao.... Haiz.. Next time i must have a 90 ++ marks... My mother nugging me about my **** marks.... Me so sad... Bm i hate you!!!!
BC ( 80%)
I hate this subject very much but i was happy about my result in BC because got A ma... (80%) leh very difficult for me to get... My friends all get 90% but me get 80% hmmm.... They lanci me sob.... BC haix... the wad 名句精华 ...... I hate it... Next exam have essays le... Very scare about my essays writing because my essays writting get 12 once when i'm in standard 6... Sad la... Bcccccccccc
BI(88%)
ILOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT~ WAO~ BI i m coming Coming~ Relax man relax.. OK.. Me very happy about my BI ^^ My Summary get 9 upon 10 very happy~ But my moral value abit lousy because 1st time write sure dunknow how to write de... I get 7 upon 10 in moral value... My Bi ok ba? But my mother and daddy nagging me if i hardworking abit den can 90% over le...
Maths(97%)
Maths... Very easy in the 1st examination but in the 2nd examination scary leh... Got wad percentage.. Integer and wad arabig wad la... scare about my 2nd maths examination... If i can score this marks in 2nd examination... Me will .....
Science (85%)
WOO WOO WOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ SCIENCE I AM COMING COMING~ HAHA... I love science very much... Science was a very difficult in FORM 1 BUT our tuition teacher din courage us 1.. He always say that From 1 easy nia... wait u From 2 u see la... THat teacher is Mr.Koh(Mr.Poh) oR (Winnie The Poh)? haha....
KH(79%)
Sobbie... Another 79% ... Wat The **** (SENSORED) CANNOT SAY **** IN BLOGGER~ MUST BE SILENT~ .... CHE SAU SAU SAU SAUKAP... HE is our kh teacher... he is a very kind teacher and when we very noisy... he din scold us ,he just say " Janganlah Bising! Kamu semua bukan guna mulut tulis la... Kamu semua guna tangan punya ar!" "Yes,Sir!" Haha... KH very funny 1.......
Geo(79%)
GEO GEO GEO... DUDE GEO... GEO SO DIFFICULT BUT in 1st examination its easy but because of my sick causes it get 79% ... nvm de.. 1st examination nia haha... MY Geo teacher sosososososososososo angry.. The 1st time she come she is a kind people den because of 1 Terkois too noisy den he was angryr and sad about us...
Sejarah(79%)
Haiz... Me very angry about this history subj ... Because he cikgu siti masilah(MASALAH) give me masalah.. Haiz... Because of me get 83 liao de... Because of me nois den he love me 4% marks... 4% leh... Me very sad about my percentage... But cikgu siti masilah was a kind teacher can 40% speak hokkien and chinese ... Haha very funny leh... A Islam Teacher know hoe to speak chinese.. WAO SO PRO...
That's all about my result... My result very worse... My friend , Teoh Yi Xiang pro also.. He get 5a leh... 5AAAAAAAAAAAAA.. A until me siao....
Earthquake
Something smells good.
Is Alvin in the kitchen?
Is he making hamburgers?
He makes great hamburgers.
What's that rumbling? Why is everything shaking?
Earthquake?
I ran for a doorway to brace myself.
Alvin didn't stop making hamburgers in the kitchen.
Once you get Alvin started on something, it's impossible to make him stop before he's done.
The rumbling stops and everything stops shaking.
A few glasses have broken, some things have fallen off of shelves and popped off the walls.
Nothing important.
The hamburgers are almost ready.
I should set the table.
With paper plates and cups.
You know. Aftershocks.
Button~
Daddy?
Umm, Sugar?
Can I steer for a bit?
No, baby, not until you're 8, when you're a mite bigger.
Oh-kay…
What can I do Daddy? I'm bored. We've been flying around for ages….
Why don't you go play with Jeff in the hold?
Jeffy's doing school work, he don't want to play
Doesn't, sugar…
Well, since we're out here in the toulies… Would you like to blast something? Come over here, then…aim the laser cannon… like so… see if you can hit that blue and green planet…
That one?
Yep, keep it in the cross hairs, then push the button…
My Symbonizing
Guitar i my playlist.. I love my guitar very much.. Me also love my violin.. I love violin very much too... Violin so cool to be play.. Violin push pull push pull push pull... (Sound Sound , Clap Clap) This time of sound i can imagine my competition ... Malaysia Violin Competition.. I have a heartbet when i reach there... When i have to go up to the stage.. I suddenly fell like i gonna fall down.. But i tell myself that i have to do something to my violin teacher, Ms Ma and Mr.Ma for teaching me for 4 years... Their hardworing make me have a perfect violin performance.. When i go up to the stage.. I play a song whose name 'Give Me Love'
'I'll give my love oh when I hold you tight
Give my love through kisse oh so bright and you know
That I can't change my loveTake my love all through the night '
This song is my competition championship songg~~... This song is from ??? but i get this song from SDO the online game call 'Super Dancer Online' Haiz... Me write too many le ba? If u fell me like a proud ppl pls leave a comment for me then i can change again this blog~
My Song~
Give My Love
When I look in your eyes I can see that you
Wanna be with me but you're so scared
And i don't know what to say or do
But the tears keep falling from your eyes
And I know that
Times won't change my love and I
can't do nothing to keep you
Oh, I'll give my love oh when I hold you tight
Give my love through kisse oh so bright and you know
That I can't change my love
Take my love all through the night
As the hours pass away you thing that love ain't here to stay
Feel a beat from your chest but you don't give doubt a moment's rest
You dream the future and all you see is dark
Listen to your heart baby the truth will set sparks tonight
Now I'll give my love oh when I hold you tight
Give my love through kisse oh so bright and you know
That I can't change my love
Take my love all through the night
Now I'll give my love oh when I hold you tight
Give my love through kisse oh so bright and you know
That I can't change my love
Take my love all through the night
Now I'll give my love oh when I hold you tight
Give my love through kisse oh so bright and you know
That I can't change my love
Take my love all through the night
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Brought
He brought what?
Fuzzy dice!
I thought Dungeons and Dragons used twenty-sided dice.
It does, but this guy had twenty-sided fuzzy dice!
Was it some kind of joke, or what?
He insisted on playing with the dice! He rolled with them and everything!
They worked?
Apparently. They seemed to work like any other dice, other than they were fuzzy.
Was he cheating?
Don't think so, normal rolls. Some lucky rolls, some bad ones.
Did anyone say anything?
Just a few weird looks.
Maybe next time he'll bring the ones that you hang on your rear view mirror like everyone else.
Wine
A wine tells the story of an entire countryside.
With a touch of the seal, you can feel rough hands of the farmer as he ties down vines.
With a sniff, you can smell the rich soil the grapes grew in.
With a taste, you can see the seasons pass... the sunshine... the rain...
With a glance at the bottle, you can see where the blood from the rebel colonists has soaked the label.
Captain Drog smiled and ordered the entire colony's production to be loaded on to the ship.
“Then set a course for cheese and crackers!” he shouts.
Dead Players
My fantasy football team consists entirely of players who are dead.
I'm not sure how I ended up with these stiffs, but once the draft was over, I looked at my roster and it read like the obituary pages.
Damn.
I tried to trade for new picks, but nobody wanted dead players.
“They don't throw interceptions,” I said. “They don't fumble or miss tackles.”
My sales pitch didn't work.
I close my eyes and imagine the team bus... well, it's more of a hearse than a team bus.
Six weeks in, I'm winning.
And worried.
Will they start killing players?
Satchmo
Satchmo!
Dressed to the nines!
You? You nowhere near them nines, boy!
Fours. Maybe fives if you shine up them shoes.
Me, I be the sevens. Gonna take me all day, but I wanna be the eights one day.
But the nines?
Hell no. Satchmo the nines and I ain't Satchmo.
Once, I done seen Satchmo, and he was the tens.
No shit! Tens.
Blowin his horn, catchin the light.
Tens.
I asked Satchmo, but he just laughed.
When you dressed to the nines, everything is nines.
Blow that horn! Blow that horn, Satchmo!
Get Out Man
Get out, you piece of shit.
Out the door flew the flannel shirts and Levis, the greasy ball caps and cowboy bootsThe Skynard cd's, the Marlboro jean jacket.
I never want to see your skinny white ass here again
And I'm calling a lawyer.
Hope you're happy with that bowling alley bimbo and her double D's. You two deserve each other.
Guess I better find a new place to live…And after I put so much work into our double wide.
How's a hurricane and a redneck divorce similar?Any way you look at it, someone's losing a trailer.
When Angels Fuck
They look so beautiful, but you have to wonder: how do angels fuck?
If one's on top, the other's on bottom.
Somebody's gonna get their wings crushed.
If one's behind the other, they are getting wings flapping in their face.
Yeah, I've read through Dante's Paradisio, and he says nothing about fucking angels.
Once, I asked an angel how they fuck, but all I got was a drink thrown in my face.
Sure, “This must be Heaven because I see an angel” is one hell of a pickup line, but nobody's ever told me how to follow through on it.
And... the site is back up and running.
I'll be posting the backlog of stories tonight.
The Weekly Challenge #126 is being extended a week, so you've got until Friday night to get your stories of "Fuzzy Dice" into the mailbox.
Thanks to everyone for their thoughts, prayers, and concerns. (Except for those who were annoying about it - those folks should get a hobby like knitting or breeding racing snails or annoying people in their own damn area codes.)
Turned
Willy turned after the sun went down.
We staked him the moment he opened his eyes.
They'd been brown before. After he turned they became bright blue.
See for yourself.
It's not easy to stake friends. I guess that's why he was so easy to stake.
He was a pathetic whiny bitch.
Nobody on the team liked him.
Hell, I don't remember why we let him join.
I guess he just tagged along while we were busy
Dixon says he might have given Willy a dud dose of the serum so he'd turn.
Good. More serum for the rest of us.
When I thought of this story, I was thinking "Free Willy" but realized there could be a connection between Willy and Will of 118migration.
I always welcome the stories in which I'm maimed, killed, or tortured beyond recognition. Shows that people are looking to release their feelings, thoughts, and inner frustrations.
So, I figured folks want some drama. Fine. Feed on this empty no-calorie rice cake of non-drama.
I'll be busy writing a sketch for a lot of folks to have fun with, mmkay?
(Death of a Salesman's Neighbors is almost finished)
Monsters
It's a proven fact that just the right combination of dirty clothes, candy wrappers, and coming books will breed monsters.
But only under special conditions, such as labs in Eastern Europe, or... underneath children's beds.
What kind of monsters?
Big, nasty ones.
Onces that eat bad children.
Not all at once, of course.
Some like to snack while reading comic books.
I know I did.
Hey, Kid! Is that Action Man Issue One?
Wow. I haven't seen that in ages!
If you're quiet, I'll make it quick.
If you're not, I'll do to you what I did to the babysitter.
The Magic Pants
Kathy reaches into her pockets and pulls out five bucks. "My pants," she says, "are magical."
Sure enough, any time she needs something, all she has to do is reach into her pocket.
She always pulls out what she needs, when she needs it.
Ketchup packets, keys, a spare cell phone battery, money - especially money.
She's been tempted to tear them apart to see where the stuff comes from, but she doesn't want to kill the magic pants like the golden goose.
Besides, they fit really good, and that's truly magical when it comes to a pair of pants.
There may be a break in recording in the next few days.
I will be down in Tampa for SLCC, so I may write some stories, but recording and producing these little gems may not be possible.
Last year, I pre-recorded a bunch of stories, but I don't think they were very good, and I think I do best when I write them based on the goings-on in the day when the muse strikes me.
Feel free to go back through the archives and enjoy the classics
Bleachers
I live under the bleachers.
They store the concession stands under here when the season's over.
This year, the guy who does the kettle corn broke his leg, and his son is in the army.
Of all the stands, I wouldn't choose it, but it's what I've got.
I shower in the locker rooms, get food in the cafeteria.
At night, stray dogs roam around, looking for food.
I keep the stand closed and shuttered.
They paw at the door, even though there's no food in here.
Besides me, I guess.
I could go home, but I kinda like it here under the bleachers.
And the students always know where to find the principal.
Like A Cat
Sometimes, life is like trying to find a black cat outside in the dark.
You wander around, looking everywhere, poking through all the bushes and looking under tables.
Bang a can of cat food with a fork a few times. Call out its name and whistle and meow.
Nothing.
And now, the neighbors think you've gone crazy.
All the while, it's looking down at you from the fence, eyes glowing bright in the night.
You give up, turn out the porch light, and head back inside.
Life's right there, sitting in your chair. And won't budge.
Yeah. Just like that.
Voltmaster's Garden
The Gardener of Voltmaster's hedge maze is the only man alive who knows how to navigate that nefarious path of thorns, pits, and snares.
We release five goblins into the north end of the maze and place five bags of gold coins at the southern exit.
These five bags are the same ones that have been used from year to year, because no goblin has ever completed the maze.
The Gardener usually waits a week before going in with a large burlap sack to collect their bodies.
“More volunteers for the resurrectionist!” he says, shaking the bag and laughing
Rusty Death
Sounds simple, doesn't it?
Topics are selected by the winner of the previous weekly challenge. This week, Anima won...
The topic is: Rusty Steel..
You have until midnight on Friday April 10 to get the following in my hot little hands:
The text of your story so I can post it on the site. Just post the text of the story in the body of your email message. Do not put it in Word, Word Perfect, Sun Office, or any other document format. Just copy-paste the text into the body of the message. This will save me the hassle of firing off another program to read it and it will reduce the chances that gmail will flag your message as Spam.
If you have a blog, podcast, or other site that people can go to so they can learn more about your handiwork, the URL would be appreciated.
What you would like the topic of Weekly Challenge #156 to be. Failure to send in a topic with your selection will mean that if you win, whoever is in second place will be considered for the topic, and so on.
A recording of your story in .mp3 format. Please use your name as the filename if you can, okay? Makes it easier to produce the show quickly.
If you do not feel like recording a story for the podcast, well, go ahead and send the story in anyway. I'll include it in the show notes, but it won't be eligible for choosing the topic or winning the magnets.
Send the stories to isfullofcrap (at) gmail.com and then add a comment here saying you've sent it in.
Once all the stories are in, I'll assemble them into a single podcast collection for your enjoyment.
Good luck, and feel free to e-mail me with any questions you have.
Hear y'all in a week, and as always, keep it brief.
Honestly, A 100 Word Story
Commander George Taylor stared aghast at the scene below. Since they had crashed on this God forsaken planet, Dodge had been killed in the hunt and Landon was nowhere to be found.Taylor tried to fathom what he was seeing. There were hundreds of them… maybe thousands.The wrinkled simian faces fringed with black fur, the deep set dark eyes, and the long lanky bodies. They were everywhere, splitting logs for fences, giving speeches, and every one of them in a black suit with a stove pipe hat.Horrified, Taylor knew. They had landed on the Planet of the Abes.
I Killed The Moon
This knife is mine.
I threw it at the moon.
And killed it.
Its blood raining down.
Dead.
Police station.
Jail. Behind bars.
Arrested for murder.
Other cells hold drunks. Hookers. Thieves.
I am the only murderer.
“Why did you do it?” asks the cop.
“I don't know,” I said. “I had a knife. It was there. It followed me home.”
This angers him.
“Why did you do it?” he shouts.
I really don't know. All I know, is that I killed the moon.
Every night, my victim up there in the sky.
Still following me.
Howl at the moon
The moon is rising. I'm tired. Haven't slept for days. If I go to sleep, the howling starts inside my head, an inhuman howl, like that of an animal. I'm scared. I'm scared because I know... I know the animal of my dreams is coming after me. He's coming to get me, devour me. What – you don't believe me? Take a look. Yes. Take a look into my eyes. You see it? You see it spreading like a disease? Wait until you go to sleep, then your animal would come out... the howling would begin... then you'll see... believe me.
***
I demand a recount
The edge of the city. I stand here hesitating, not sure if I should go forwards or stay. I go, not looking back. I count my steps as I walk, remembering how the clouds came. I've seen it on the net. It was all over YouTube, cities falling, crumbling to dust until nothing was left. One by one, websites disappeared. Our connection to the outside world... I'm not sure there's anything left, but I'm going to find out. I'm counting my steps. One, two, three, or is it four? I think I missed a few steps. I demand a recount.
***
The fencing master
I live by the sword. I crush my opponents like mosquitos, like bugs. I despise them. All of them. They have no class, no elegance. Look at them, clumsily trying to attack. I dance around them. I'm an artist. They are merely amateurs. There is this new guy. Here he comes. Can't wait to show him the tip of my sword. Up close. Here we go. What's that? How could he get away with that? I don't believe it. That's not fair. You cheated. I know you cheated. I'm going to prove it. You'll be sorry. I demand a rematch.
***
Matzo tower
“What have you done to my tower?” asked the midget butler with the cigar in a horrified shriek. The robot, built from the remains of his sister Cee looked at him and smiled, showing two line of white teeth. The robot seemed to be missing one of her teeth. “What, don't you like it?” she asked. “No, I don't. It's too mechanical. Please put it back the way you found it.” The mechanical Cee just smiled and said “Sorry, but we are all out of matzo.” With that, she pushed the midget butler back into oblivion, where he came from.
***
The end is near
Both kids stared at the last of the chicken wings. They knew the minute one of them raises his eyes, it's the end of that chicken, so they continued staring at it with the intensity of laser beams gnawing a hole through a Klingon vessel. This continued for what seemed like hours, though it was probably more like five minutes. “Mike, Stuart,” the voice of their mother called all of a sudden. They lifted their eyes just for a second, but that was enough. When their eyes where back on the plate, the chicken wing was gone. Their father belched.
Planet Z
The condescending prick fencing master patted me on the back.
If he says “for a werewolf” I will tear his throat out.
I am tired of his patronizing tone.
Sure enough, he starts with “For a werewolf, fought well” and my clawsslash through his neck.
My parents locked me in this tower to keep the monster at bay, but theygave me fencing and riding lessons in an attempt to civilize me.
I resist the urge to howl in victory. Instead, I count the coins from hispurse.
I count them again. Just enough to get me to Vienna.
Wolves howl at the moon Snail Eater
Listen to those wolves howl at the moon Snail Eater, they must be, oh, what's this? Wasn't there a sword in this stone? There is a hole for one. I had best put my spare sword in there in case anyone needs it. There is that Arthur kid. Abra-cadabra invisible on!
"I need a sword for tomorrow, hey, a stone with an emergency sword in it!"
He took the sword. I'm all out of spares. I wonder who took the previous one? I should remember tomorrow, but I had too much to drink after the joust! Something historic happened tomorrow.
---
Where did I put Snail eater? I had him in my pocket. How do you lose a purple snake.
What's that commotion at the joust?
"I pulled this sword from that stone yesterday!"
"Not possible, I pulled this sword from it last night. Look, there is Merlin, he'll know!"
Hmm, what? Oh, the sword. What is your name, man?
"Quillwyvern."
And your's young man?
"Pendragon."
Which was it, I can't remember?
What was that, you're mumbling?
Oh, sorry. Pendragon is the king!
"What? But I took the sword from ow, something bit me!"
Oh, there you are, come back here!
---
"Merlin, aren't you going to teach me to fight with this sword?"
Hmm, what? Oh, sorry, I'm still trying to find my pet.
"But,"
Oh, fine. I remember you convincing me, so lets get to it. Swing at me.
"Where is your sword?"
Oh, yes, that might have ended badly. Here we go, swing!
A good defense is to deflect a sword down to the ground, then stomp it, breaking it!
"Great, you broke my sword."
Oh, yes, terribly sorry. Ah, take this coupon to the lake. I have a friend there who makes good swords.
"Watery Tart Sword Cleaning?"
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Hello Lancelot!
"What are you making?"
A matzo tower! You see I'm using this strawberry jam to hold the crackers together.
"Interesting, is it for the masquerade?"
Yes, would you like to try, oh, hello Guinevere!
"Hello Merlin, Lancelot. What is this amazing tower?"
"Merlin is making a cracker tower for the masquerade!"
"Oh, may we try some?"
Certainly!
"Here you go, m'lady."
"Thanks!""This is delicious Merlin, wouldn't you say, Guinevere?"
"Yes, I would, but, we should go."
"Yes, m'lady!"
Hmm, why were they looking each other like that? Now, more jam. Hey, this isn't strawberry, it's love preserves!
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The lines of battle were drawn, truce only held in place by this; so long as no one pulled a blade from its sheath, uneasy soldiers would stay their hands from shedding blood. Hot breath puffed into the air as wary soldiers eyed those they might soon kill or be felled by.
One such knight stood gazing across the field of battle, a whisper of motion at his feet. A purple snake slithered towards his brother in arms beside him. He drew his sword and struck the snake down. Both armies charged. The end of Arthur's reign was at hand.
The Talking Kid
We love our kid.
How can we not? He's our kid.
One disappointment with him, though. Our boy didn't start talking until he was four.
But when he started, he just couldn't shut up.
He talks all the time.
During meals.In the bath.In the preschool.And even in his sleep.
Some of it makes sense, but the vast majority of what comes from his mouth is nonsensical babble.
So, we give him gum to chew. When he chews gum, he can't talk.
He blows bubbles now. Popping all the time.
But it's not as annoying as the babble.
Ministry of Murder
When we go to space, we'd better watch out for what we bring with us.
As man reached space, so did the ministries.
It wasn’t on any cargo manifest, but along with the food and vacuum-tents were a collection of religions in the minds of every passenger.
Once the missionaries decided that Oothoulo had souls, they felt obligated to save them. So they taught the creatures all about Jesus, miracles, The Crucifixion, and The Resurrection.
A popped squeak here, a missed burble there - and the colonists woke up to a billion crucified Oothoulo.
And, no, they didn’t come back three days later. They just smelled worse.
What a shame. I heard they tasted great.
Down in the Den
A red door, a red nook, and a pair of shoes. What to do, what to do...
If you want to come in Hell's Den, you need to play by the rules:
Leave your shoes outside. Your socks, too.
Cut the knuckles on your left hand with a silver knife.
Knock three times. Two raps, a pause, and then one hard knock.
Really hard. It's a long way down, and it's sometimes hard to hear.
Stand back. Door opens fast.
No saints allowed.
Only sinners.
Got diseases? Bad diseases?
Good. The more the better.
But when you come to Hell's Den, come alone.
Once you're inside, trust me, you won't be lonely.
Tell them Jesus sent you.
I was thinking of the Orchid Lounge and some odd times with Mark and a certain brain-dead gidget of a reporter that Wyatt was horning for.
The Fraud of Turin
So, I'm in the fourteenth century and a UFO approaches? Well, I was thinking about a story set in Jerusalem and having some of the Muslim occupiers slit the throats of the aliens coming down... "We come in peace, we mean you know harm." "Yeah, that's what we said to the infidels, too... KILL THEM!"
Instead, I did a quick search and discovered that a certain holy relic has its origins in that particular page of history...
Pausing a moment during his weekly trip to the market to sell the abbey's wine, Brother Antwelm watched as the lights descended from the sky. BOOM! Every bottle in the donkey cart shattered! Then, a roaring dusty whirlwind surrounded him. When it stopped, a glowing dome appeared on the grass nearby. With a hum, the dome split and a tall figure emerged. Radiant... magnificent... perfect... And on fire! Brother Antwelm grabbed the donkey's cloth blanket and slapped out the fire. Sadly, the magnificent figure was crisped. But his image was fused on the blanket. Antwelm shrugged and continued to Turin.
I'm not sure where I picked the name Antwelm. I may change it to something sillier
Praise Jesus and pass my ..
Andy and I have this odd obsession with Jesus-related stories on 100 Words Or Les Nessman. When he does one, I do one right back.
Around here, a crash in the middle of the night is usually a cat or my wife.
I roll over. She's still asleep. And all three cats are on the bed.
Another noise.
Great.
I pull my gun from the nightstand, flick off the safety, and walk down the hall.
I see a shadow. It moves, and I empty the clip.
A body falls.
I reach for the light switch, flip it on, and discover I've just blown away Jesus Christ.
"Maybe they'll blame Texans this time?" I grumble.
"Not a chance, Christ Killer," says my wife. "Nice grouping, though."
It never ends.
oH JeSUs
Okay, so I had some fun with "mistake" and added to my mocking Jesus thread with Oh, Jesus.
"Barbaras! You're free!"
The soldiers cut Jesus down.
"But I'm not Barbaras," said Jesus.
"Get lost, Barbaras," said the soldiers.
"But... but...'
"GO!" they shouted.
Jesus ran for the hills.
"I'm Barbaras!" shouted the thief from his cross.
"Liar, Nazarene!" said a soldier, spearing him in the gut.
"I guess they got us mixed up," Jesus mumbled, rubbing his aching palms.
Jesus looked at his reflection in the pond. What a bloody mess.
"The guys are never going to believe this one," he said. "It'll be as if... as if..."
Jesus grinned.
"I came back from the dead!"
Laughter.
Jesusman!
i have to confess that there's a kind of running conversation among the "100 Words" contributors, and sometimes side-conversations bubble up where we conspire to post outlandish or blasphemous material.
I was expecting Andy to go on a Jesus-mocking kick with me, but it never panned out.
Oh well. I still had fun with my entry.
All young boys dream of flying, but Jesus really could.
That stuff really scared the crap out of Mary, Joseph, his brothers, and his sisters.
"Do you think we should tell him about the Son Of God thing?" said Mary.
"Absolutely not!" snarled Joseph. "We just need some bigger rocks to tie to his ankles."
Twenty years later, Mary watched helplessly as they nailed her son to a wooden cross.
She wasn't worried about him dying, though. She was just hoping the cross was heavy enough to keep him from flying around with the thing.
The spear wound brought relief.
The Prefect Job~
Prefect Job~ Yeah~
Prefect so suffer about the disiplin of student... Haiz dun say liao la... About this.. Got many of my friend also do as a prefect la... So i also do as a as prefect lo.. Me do as a bad prefect.. Give all the school became a devil school? Haha~ Dun say liao la... The most i liked prefect is Leong Chee Him, 1Indogo class but i heard someone say that he will be pecat at the end of June... So i very sad about he pecating request...
ThE MoRe The DeAtH tHE mOrE ThE FrUsTraTiOn~
RuMah kUniNG~
My l0vER~
Haiz... Today is u all have to be beggining date... Also my first day to have a blog... Now here.. I will say off my love to u all to know~ This was a GUESS GUESS GUESS.... Who are my lover? The three inside was a lover.... GUESS~
School Of My Lover
1.SMK Convent
2.SMK Sultan Abdul Aziz
3.SMJK San Min
Name Of My Lover
1.Yip Yan Yee
2.Kee Yong Yan
3.Lim Xue Yi
U all must be have a brain to have a choose of my lovers... Who is my lover????.. If u want to know ~ Please take information in this 3 guys... The Three Guys Below got 1 was my secret boy~ so u all must have a guess
The people that know my secret
1.Teoh Yi Xiang
2.Teoh Mok Lee
3.Yip Shin Yee
Haiz... U all sure get confused right? But i also say a sorry to u all becuz this is a secret~ so cannot tell u all~ Have a happy blog messages~
AbOut My ScHo0L
My school was what? Smk Convent? Smk St.anthony? Smk Sultan Abdul Aziz? Smk Seri Setia? Smk Seri Perak? Smjk San Min.... Haiz... Dun say liao.. Of coarse i m in San Min La... >< San Min so good ... Facilities of school also good... But 1 thing no good is the disiplin of the school... Haiz... Me became prefect very suffer but it also very good to have a experience of doing prefect... School have many teachers... Some are mad teacher while some are good teacher and some were ordinary teacher... The teacher that i like is Mr Andrew Oh..
1 TerKois And 1 JinGGa L0ve~
1Terkois And 1Jingga…. Haiz… Dunwant say liao… About the love… Let me tell u…. If u din have the interesting to hear or see… also can… First, I say Wei Min, 1 Jingga No.37 student.. All Must have a interesting file to hear that he love who right? Because of u all dunnoe.. Let me Tell u all… He love.. A 1Terkois student.. A bird that permed hair(short hair)… U noe that he tell who? Teoh Yi Xiang, 1Terkois class(No.8 student)…. He is WeiMin’s best friend.. Haiz.. Let me tell 1Jingga class’s student… U noe y he also want to open backdoor? Because he want to have a look to his lover… His lover characteristic..
Lover Characteristic
Easy became angry?
Cannot talking joke to her?
Unfriendly?
Let us explore at another BLOGGER..
